Yellowtail Milkshake Anyone?

As any of you TypePad services users out there know, you can find out what Google searches are bringing people to your site pretty easily.

Most of the time, mine involve restaurants, wines or recipes I've written about...not stuff that is all that interesting.

But last night, one of the searches that led someone to LENNDEVOURS disturbed me to my very core:

yellowtail wine mixed with milk and sugar

Please say it ain't so. I can only assume that somewhere someone has actually done this...seems kind of specific to have been invented by the Googler.

You guys know that I'm pretty anti-snobbery when it comes to wine, but first Bush's supporters are drinking Texas Sangria and now people are mixing wine with milk and sugar?

Why not add some vanilla ice cream and some ice in a blender?

I'm a touch disturbed by this...has anyone heard of this?  Is it all just a bad dream?

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[Confabulist]

I once had a few acquaintances over for a dinner party. I asked one woman if she wanted some wine and she said yes, so I gave her a glass of the $40 Bordeaux we were drinking. She then asked if I had any diet coke. I got her one.

I kept an eye on her, though, and managed to stop her just as she was about to pour the diet coke into the glass of wine. Apparently that's her cocktail of choice -- red wine and diet coke.

I took the wine back and gave her a glass of the wine I was using to cook with. She was fine with that. Never invited her over for dinner again, though.

-- Orion