Tonsils the size of golf balls. In other words, this diagram isn't "to scale" when it comes to me. They've always been huge...but tomorrow they come out. And, from what they tell me, I'm going to be laid up for at least ten days.
So, the way I see it, I have two options. I could offer you guys riveting information about my applesauce, cottage cheese, Jello and ice cream diet. Or, I can hand over the reins of this juggernaut to the love of my life, the future Mrs. LENNDEVOURS.
I've decided to spare you the pain of reading swallow-by-painful-swallow accounts of my vertical tasting of instant pudding flavors.
LENNDEVOURS will be run by the lovely and talented (if only you could hear her sing via the blog) woman who will be taking care of me. And I mean Nena...not my soon-to-be spring fling Vicodin. (That's one of our engagement pictures on the right)
Nena's just a touch nervous about taking over...so please welcome her as she makes a few posts in the coming week.
I'm sure I'll not be able to leave my laptop alone for the next ten days...so I'm sure I'll be around...but only in an unofficial capacity.
How I'll survive without drinking wine for the next couple of weeks remains to be seen. That may be the most painful part of this whole situation.