Introducing Ms. LENNDEVOURS, the Tonsillectomy-Induced Guest Blogger

Tomorrow morning (yes April Fools Day) I'm going under the knife. The reason?

Tonsils the size of golf balls. In other words, this diagram isn't "to scale" when it comes to me. They've always been huge...but tomorrow they come out. And, from what they tell me, I'm going to be laid up for at least ten days.

So, the way I see it, I have two options. I could offer you guys riveting information about my applesauce, cottage cheese, Jello and ice cream diet. Or, I can hand over the reins of this juggernaut to the love of my life, the future Mrs. LENNDEVOURS.

I've decided to spare you the pain of reading swallow-by-painful-swallow accounts of my vertical tasting of instant pudding flavors.

LENNDEVOURS will be run by the lovely and talented (if only you could hear her sing via the blog) woman who will be taking care of me. And I mean Nena...not my soon-to-be spring fling Vicodin. (That's one of our engagement pictures on the right)

Nena's just a touch nervous about taking over...so please welcome her as she makes a few posts in the coming week.

I'm sure I'll not be able to leave my laptop alone for the next ten days...so I'm sure I'll be around...but only in an unofficial capacity.

How I'll survive without drinking wine for the next couple of weeks remains to be seen. That may be the most painful part of this whole situation.

Comments

[Andrew]

She is certainly a darn sight better looking! ;-) She shouldnt be nervous - we will look after her...

[FMIL]

what't that constant ringing???? Oh yes, it is Ms. Lenndevours again...
"He will be better soon- don't worry"
I will do what I can FSIL- I know you will both get through this or should I say "WE" will get through this :)
FMIL

[tom]

Good Lord Lenn, how did you get such a beautiful woman to marry you. Let me guess, you plied her with wine!!

Good luck with the surgery. It's not all bad though. My experience tells me that the Ice Cream and vicodin cocktail is a good thing.

cheers,
Tom....

[Beau]

I dunno - Vicodin aint a bad (temporary) substitute for Vin.

Perhaps you should take some tonsil pics and post em!

Gute Besserung,

Beau

[Kevin]

Hey Lenn, Get well soon, I am sure in a week or 2 you will be sipping a nice red, and relieved that the things are no longer a hassle.

Perhaps you could publish an article about what to taste as a person recovers out of oral surgery.
I am also wondering if this will have an effect on your taste buds.
Cheers and get well soon!

[Chris o]

Hey lenn
hope all went well. sorry haven't touched base sooner...work and ummm a soon to be
arrival have consumed me. Send me a note
when you are up and running or bloggin.

CO

[Suebob]

Good luck with the tonsils. I hope Nena has fun with the blog.

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[Amanda]

I just got that done today. Oh my heavens, it hurts SO horribly. They said that I am recovering extremely fast though, which is great of course.

That doesn't seem to eliminate the pain any less though.

Like, when I swallow it feels like a really big bubble is in the back of my tongue. And when I swallow, it bulges.

Did you feel that?
Get back to me if you want to.